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2010-02-14 17:14:59| 分类：游戏而已 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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照惯例，到年三十收到许多祝贺的手机短信，我女儿收到一条很好玩：

明知山有虎，

偏向虎山行。

雄虎是我爹，

雌虎是我娘。

俺虽为虎女，

却是喜羊羊。

喜羊羊给你拜年啦！

祝你虎年出门喜洋洋！

家里没小孩的人家可能不知“喜羊羊”，它是一只雷锋式的绵羊哦！专门和“灰太狼”斗智、斗勇，这部孩子的电视剧，每一个小孩都爱看，问题是社会反映却出于意外——年轻女性都说：嫁人就嫁“灰太狼”，还出了一首《平底锅》的热门歌曲，就是歌颂灰太狼夫妻的幸福、平凡的生活，害得我家小外孙天天对着电脑学唱：“我爱平底锅、我爱我老婆……”

吃不消啦……唉，有下世投胎，我也去嫁一个“灰太狼”……

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